Easter!

I decided to pick a festive easter color to write in. Haha. I wasn't doing pink. So this is Easter at my mom's house. I was the only one that was around I guess, so Molly volunteered me for a practice egg hunt in the backyard. She hid and I closed my eyes.

I totally cheated and snuck a quick picture to use later when I had to find them. Don't tell her.

Thankfully Aidan came and saved the day. I was getting tired already. They totally got some sweet bubbles and that's when the party officially started.

I love that every time he dipped that wand in there, he would wave it and say, "Yay bubbles!" Every single time. I was cracking up.

Here's my mom yelling at me for taking her picture.

Then it got serious when Aunt Mary started hiding eggs in the front yard. The competition has begun.

This is Dana telling me to take pictures of other people.

Field Trip

So Heather, Nikki and myself took the day off on Tuesday and went on a field trip. Yeah! We went to the Franklin Institute. Hey! We don't just lay in bed all day on our days off. We like to learn! Haha. It was fun. We had a ball. I didn't really learn anything though. I learned that I can't stand being around a bunch of loose children. Seriously, put them back in their cage!

So here we are in the morning at IHOP. I'm giving Nikki my eye booger.

That dragon thing wasn't making me too comfortable.

There was this thing that looked like a police line up. I really think it was just there to measure your height. Haha. But I was excited b/c I was 5'9". I thought I was 5'8". I was wearing sneakers! So I'm taking that as I'm really 5'9". Haha.

We went to the Cheesecake Factory afterwards. I'm eating bread.

Girls are stupid. Every one of them.

There has to be an alternative. Girls are, how do I say this nicely..... retarded. Apparently being with someone who has a kid and is a total loser is better than being with me. Go figure. But I have to see it as good. Why would I want to be with someone who would make that kind of decision? Exactly. So I'm considering the alternative. My mom suggested priesthood. I didn't have a response. So I just gave her a look and moved on. Not a big fan of priests and priests are not really big fans of me. Can you see me with a priest outfit and a mohawk? Using church money to go to Marilyn Manson concerts. Ha! Nikki suggested I turn gay. I think she just really wants a gay best friend. Not only am I so not in to that, but gay men have 1000 times more drama than girls do. Trust me. I've witnessed the bitch fights. While they are extremely entertaining to watch, there is no way I would want to be involved. So until I find an alternative, I'm going to focus all my energy on myself. Moving on! I'm going to work on my act. And I'm going to add on to my "asshole" joke. The basic premise of it being that girls only want to be with guys who are assholes. So my new plan of action is to go to a bar and see a girl standing there. Say hi. She'll ignore me like usual. Then I'm just going to punch her in the face.

Pub Crawl?

Ok so I went out with the fam and some friends to what was supposed to be a pub crawl in Glenside. We went to the first pub and it was so crowded that the bartenders didn't even look at us. The 2nd one we went to, same thing. The 3rd one, we managed to squeeze in and we were about 15 years younger than everyone else in the bar. So it was beat. So what else is there to do? Go to the liquor store and go home and play games.


Here is everyone acting a fool at the store. Jim is all serious. He played bartender.
Katie and Hope.


Hope taking a picture for her boyfriend who is serving in Japan. I decided to test out the black and white on my camera. Then kind of stuck with it.

Me just being stupid. I hate vodka. Don't know why I took this picture.


Jim bartending.

Playing Taboo. Girls vs. Boys. The boys won..... Obviously.

Jim and Katie.

Christina and Ryan.

We did a group shot for Christina. Her b-day is today.

For some reason I went back to color pictures.

There's my drunk face.

There is Hope's drunk face.

Suspenders

I finally got a chance to rock the suspenders. So I'm sharing.

Tumbler

I finally have some pics of my new baby. His name is Tumbler. He's named after the batmobile from Batman Begins. I'm getting rid of that Gary Barbera Dodgeland plate on the front. I already got my new Batman plate in it's place.

Wanted: Personal Chef

Ok so I almost burned my house down. I did something I still don't understand. I had one of those chicken alfredo meals that you keep frozen and all you gotta do is put it in the microwave and there ya go. Apparently, this was more complicated than I thought. So I put it in a tupperware bowl and stick in the microwave. It says 8 minutes, so I put it in for 8 minutes and go upstairs with my beer. I come back down when it's done and it's still kind of frozen. And it's all sticking together and not appetizing at all. The instructions say to mix it around and then put it back in for 3 minutes. So I put it back in and go upstairs. I come back down and there's smoke everywhere! I freak out and open the microwave. The food is all black and the tupperware is partially melted!! So I take it out and there was a tub of dishwater in the sink so I dropped it in and all this smoke was everywhere. I couldn't breathe! So I turned on the fan above the oven and opened the window in the dining room. I take out the fire detector before that goes off and start fanning around a towel. Now really, I need help. I can't cook to save my life! Obviously. I almost died from a microwave dinner. So I threw it all away and made a turkey sandwich. At least I had my Sam Adams.

Work work work!

I haven't posted in a while. I've been working non-stop. I haven't had a day off since the day after the Manson show. And I knew that I wasn't going to have off in a while so I made sure to enjoy it. But I've been working full time at CEI and then part time at Time After Time. (Way too many "times" in that sentence.) This week I'm working everyday from 6am-3pm at CEI then I go all the way to Willow Grove every night and close the store there. So I don't get home until usually 10:15pm. Needless to say, it's only Tuesday and I'm exhausted. But I get somewhat of a break tomorrow and work at Oxford Valley. So that's 27 hours plus 40 hours at CEI. These pay checks better be amazing. Or I'll be pissed! If anyone is going to Oxford Valley Mall, I'll be there Wed (2/6) from 4 to close and then Sat (2/9) from 11-5. Come say hi! I get bored.