Baby Dreams

I keep having these crazy baby dreams. It all started a few years ago when I first moved out of my parents' house. So I was only about 24 years old. But I kept having these dreams where I had a kid. And the mom was nowhere to be found, nor did I really seem to care or want to know who it was. I was happy being a single dad. And I would always wake up sad that it wasn't true. I remember one dream specifically during this time where I was at my cousin Dana's wedding. My Aunt Mary comes in through the main doors in the middle of the ceremony holding a baby in her hands and I go running up to her. She tells me that some girl dropped off the baby and said it was mine and that they couldn't handle the pressure anymore and left.

Recently (about two nights ago) I had another dream. I was living in a dorm room of some type and a demon was haunting it. I was planning on moving b/c really, who wants to live with a demon. And so I guess the demon got wind of my plans and decided to write on my walls in blood, "You're not going anywhere. If you try to leave, I will drop a heavy statue from the sky and crush your car and kill you." Yeah a little long-winded to write in blood on someone's wall. I guess he didn't know how to condense his words. And also the demon is very specific about dropping a statue on me. So anyway, I was like, "Ok cool. Guess I'm not moving." So then later I was walking in to church (ew I just noticed being at church in this dream as well as the old one) and I was at the sidewalk and caught up with my mom who was holding hands and walking with a 3 or 4 year old boy. I was telling her about the demon and I guess it scared the boy. So my mom asked him if he wanted her to hold him. He said, "No I want daddy to hold me." And he came over to me and I picked him up. He put his head on my shoulder and was holding on to me. I remember looking at him real close and he had blonde hair and long eyelashes. And I thought to myself, "Wow my kid is really cute. This is awesome." And I told my mom that he should stay with her now until I get the whole demon thing situated. But yeah, then I woke up with this sad feeling that I didn't have a kid and I wanted one! Why do I have these urges to be a single father?! I know I want to have a kid, but I don't want anyone else involved. Just me. I want to make all the decisions for the kid by myself without anyone else getting their say. Is that weird or what?

The List

This is the short film Eric and I wrote for Wawapalooza 4. It's based on my stand up and Eric approached me after he saw me headline in NJ and said the list would be perfect for a short film. He took my list and wrote out a script. A few months later, here's the final result! I love it like it's my own baby. haha. Once you get past my shitty acting in the beginning, it does get pretty funny. And I loved that we got to incorporate a bunch of Lower Bucks County locations and I got to have all my friends join in the fun and play all my poor ex-girlfriends! Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkZMGIsuqw

New Tattoo!

I want more and more and more. I'm addicted. Get over it.

I made sure to take the picture right after I took the bandage off, so I can include all the blood. This one was a bleeder.

Beach Trip

Yes it's been a while. I'm sorry! It's been a busy summer! Here's the pics of our beach trip with the fam to Ocean City, NJ!

Me and the pregnant chick at the liquor store!

Giant fry guy on the boardwalk!

The cutest kids in America!

Mackenzie getting all cutied up for her photoshoot with Michelle.

Her first time on the sand. I am cracking up at little miss priss with her prissy little hands in the air.

Her first boardwalk trip!

Her first official full day at the beach.

The List Shoot Day 2

We shot the 2nd day of the short film The List for Wawapalooza 4. Another all day shoot! We're almost done!

Here is Erin, she's the girl that wears socks with sandals.

Alexandra (who is in the Idratherbehere group) is the girl that drinks while she's chewing. Gross, I know.

Beckie is the mouth breather. As you can tell by the pic, I am highly annoyed.

Bonnie is the girl with the kid.

Kyle played the kid, Preston. He did an awesome job!

D'Arcy played the girl who was too clingy. Which was awesome b/c she's so hot. haha

And Carrie was the girl that says Reesee's Peesee's. Love the tattoos!

The List Day 1

So for this year's Wawapalooza show, we're doing a short film based on my stand up act called The List. It's basically me telling people my list of reasons why I would break up with you. And they're the most obnoxious, weird things that it's ridiculous to break up with someone over. But hey, that's me. So Eric saw my stand up and thought that it would make a good short film. So yesterday was the first day and we'll have a couple more to go. Each item on the list, we're going to have a flashback of me on a date with a girl and they do that thing on the list. I don't want to give too much away. But here's some pictures of Gus in drag.

We shot more scenes during the day and then went to Bristol Park to shoot the main sequence. For some reason, people just want to stare at you when you have a camera and a boom mic and you're filming something. Who knows what they're thinking it is. No one comes up and asks, well except for the kid on his bike, who pretty much wanted to help out or be in it or who knows.

Here are some screen shots that were taken as well.

Rosco!

The newest addition to Dana and Bill's family! Rosco! The cutest f'n dog in the entire universe. I went over the night that they got him b/c I had to see him right away. He is so adorable and playful and friendly. And he's my best friend. BFF!