My name is Jeff Soles. I am a stand up comedian/writer/actor in the Philadelphia area.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Tumbler
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Wanted: Personal Chef
Ok so I almost burned my house down. I did something I still don't understand. I had one of those chicken alfredo meals that you keep frozen and all you gotta do is put it in the microwave and there ya go. Apparently, this was more complicated than I thought. So I put it in a tupperware bowl and stick in the microwave. It says 8 minutes, so I put it in for 8 minutes and go upstairs with my beer. I come back down when it's done and it's still kind of frozen. And it's all sticking together and not appetizing at all. The instructions say to mix it around and then put it back in for 3 minutes. So I put it back in and go upstairs. I come back down and there's smoke everywhere! I freak out and open the microwave. The food is all black and the tupperware is partially melted!! So I take it out and there was a tub of dishwater in the sink so I dropped it in and all this smoke was everywhere. I couldn't breathe! So I turned on the fan above the oven and opened the window in the dining room. I take out the fire detector before that goes off and start fanning around a towel. Now really, I need help. I can't cook to save my life! Obviously. I almost died from a microwave dinner. So I threw it all away and made a turkey sandwich. At least I had my Sam Adams.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Work work work!
I haven't posted in a while. I've been working non-stop. I haven't had a day off since the day after the Manson show. And I knew that I wasn't going to have off in a while so I made sure to enjoy it. But I've been working full time at CEI and then part time at Time After Time. (Way too many "times" in that sentence.) This week I'm working everyday from 6am-3pm at CEI then I go all the way to Willow Grove every night and close the store there. So I don't get home until usually 10:15pm. Needless to say, it's only Tuesday and I'm exhausted. But I get somewhat of a break tomorrow and work at Oxford Valley. So that's 27 hours plus 40 hours at CEI. These pay checks better be amazing. Or I'll be pissed! If anyone is going to Oxford Valley Mall, I'll be there Wed (2/6) from 4 to close and then Sat (2/9) from 11-5. Come say hi! I get bored.
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