So the Nix and I went to the Polish Fest at the Shrine of Chestahova. That's not how you spell it, but I'm not going to attempt it. I remember going here when I was little. But for some reason, it was a ton more fun back then. Haha. I guess it's b/c I don't go on fair rides anymore. Well, Nix went in to the "religious artifacts" store, or as I called it, "the gift shop." But she advised me that they don't call it that for obvious reasons. So she got a charm and a bookmark thing. And there's a priest chillin outside the store. So she goes over to get it blessed. And for some reason, priests hate me. I was behaving and wearing something appropriate (my black PLAIN baseball t-shirt). So as Nikki said afterwards, we ran in to the Patron Saint of Sarcasm. She says, "Hi, I would like to get this blessed." And in a weird tone he looked up at her and goes, "Well, that's what I'm sitting here for." lol I had to try not to laugh. So he takes the stuff and reads some prayer off this card. Which we were wondering why he doesn't have it memorized by now, he's only said it a million times that day. But anyway, after he's done, he looks up at Nikki and goes, "I'll bless you too." And shakes the little water thing right in her face. I start cracking up and he looks over at me and goes, "You need it too." And he flings the water about 5 feet to where I was standing. We didn't know if we were supposed to bless ourselves or if it even really counted since it was coated with such extreme sarcasm. lol Then we said, "K thanks" all confused-like and he had to add, "And stay out of trouble." If we were going to get in trouble, do you think we'd be hanging out at the Shrine of Chestahova!?!? We laughed about it on the way home. It was a good time. Here's some pics!
Nikki with her huge meat.
3 comments:
wait I love the pic of Nix and her meat look at her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And HOLLLLAAAAA I LOOOOOVEEEEE THE GRAVITRON!!!! PIN YA TO THE WALL AND HANG UPSIDE DOWN AND THE AIR HOLDS YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH I WANT TO GO ON IT NOW!!!!!
I'm gonna throw up thinking about it! lol
i love me some meat!
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